Palmer and Ingo sang karaoke together and Palmer kept making these horrifying faces…

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Palmer admires his untextured foot.

Palmer admires his untextured foot.

In which Barry attempts to receive True Love’s Kiss

Dawn: “Who did this to you anyway, Barry?!  I’ll kick their ass!”

Barry: “No need!  You can actually cure me!”

Dawn: “How?”

Barry: “I need you to kiss me!  It’s the only way!”

Dawn: “But…but you’re all slimy!”

Barry: “Come on!  Kiss!”

Dawn: “All right…fine-hey, not so fast, buster!”

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Palmer: “…and then, Cinnabar Island was never the same again…”
Barry: “Damn, Dad, that was a good one!  Got any more scary stories?”
Palmer: “Sure!”

Palmer: “Your little friend Dawn likes me better than she likes you.”
Barry: “DAMN IT, DAD, that’s not a story!”
Palmer: “It’s true, though!”

Palmer: “…and then, Cinnabar Island was never the same again…”

Barry: “Damn, Dad, that was a good one!  Got any more scary stories?”

Palmer: “Sure!”

Palmer: “Your little friend Dawn likes me better than she likes you.”

Barry: “DAMN IT, DAD, that’s not a story!”

Palmer: “It’s true, though!”

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The Ingo/Grimsley Wedding: Part 2!

FINALLY.  Two months is long enough!  I won’t make you wait that long again.

Part one is over here!

Ingo: “Hey, Emmet, you know that bet I made with Grimsley?”

Emmet: “I am Emmet and I don’t remember, it’s been so long since the last part of this story came out…”

Ingo: “Well, I made a bet with Grimsley, and if I beat him at darts, he said he’d marry me.”

Emmet: “OH!  Did you win?”

Ingo: “Yes, you were there…anyway, we decided…we’re going through with it!  It’s just crazy enough to go right! 

Emmet: “That’s a dumb basis for a serious relationship!”

Ingo: “Don’t look at me; I don’t write this stuff.”

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Last batch of alternate neighborhood popups for now! :D

Wallace knocked up Misty and then I never got another popup about their relationship again.  Poor Misty.  Wallace is the Town Casanova…

Dahlia, who the game named the town bike, did some canoodling…always with Maylene.  Um, okay.

Palmer tries to ruin Hilda’s marriage, but she hasn’t fallen under his sway quite yet.

N is considered super rich by the game, and everyone in town hates him for it.  He also dropped a lot of money down buying a diner and neglected to ask Hilda first.  Oh dear.

Candice uses the power of her short skirt to make Eusine give her some money.

And Hiker Anthony got kicked in the gut.

Dear God, I love this mod.

(For those wondering, the rest of the Grimsley and Ingo wedding will more than likely be up this Saturday.  I hope you enjoy it!)

This town grows in insanity.

Palmer and Bianca do…an activity together, Proton goes out on a date with Lt. Surge, Wallace makes Maylene swoon, and Emmet is his charmingly crazy self.

man no matter how many times I see Palmer’s car it is still funny to me

man no matter how many times I see Palmer’s car it is still funny to me

Eusine and Palmer got into a huge fight and no one even paid any attention.

Apparently Hiker Anthony has expanded his horizons beyond young men…

Apparently Hiker Anthony has expanded his horizons beyond young men…

Cooking (and mental anguish) with Palmer

Fun with NRaas Story Progression

I copied the neighborhood over and turned on the Story Progression mod for shiggles.  Here’s some of the more amusing pop-ups I had…

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